And if you roll enough weeks of weird together, The Dash can make a case for Florida Atlantic as a BCS contender (12). Follow along, boys and girls: Michigan lost to Notre Dame, which lost to BYU, which lost to UNLV, which lost to Utah State, which lost to North Texas, which lost to provisional Division I-A member Florida Atlantic, the Fighting Owls, pride of Boca Raton, coached by long-lost legend Howard Schnellenberger.

Florida Atlantic, let the record show, has lost to no one – despite playing all four of its games on the road to date. Using the irrefutable logic of comparative scores, the mighty Owls should beat the Wolverines by 40 points, if Michigan had the nerve to show up.

…..the mighty Owls should beat the Wolverines by 40 points, if Michigan had the nerve to show up.