Funny stuff, basically what SBC coachs will say at Media Day then what they should say.
here's the relevant FAU quote

Florida Atlantic's Howard Schnellenberger: "Last year was a great step forward, but hopefully we're prepared to take our program to the next level."

How about, "I win championships — bottom line. That's just the way I roll."

other quotes were funny as well, check it out for yourself

http://www.dnj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080714/SPORTS02/807140311/1006/SPORTS

anyone else have any interesting things SBC coachs will not say but should???