You know you are a CORNHUSKER.....
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First Flight
Member since 2007
the Mexican Phone Company
Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
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Wise Owl
Member since 2008
Re: You know you are a CORNHUSKER.....
"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Administrator
Member since 2006
Re: You know you are a CORNHUSKER.....
Here's a few I found:
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Q: Did you hear about the University of Nebraska fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn't get his family out.
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Lincoln News Report: Football practice in Lincoln was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bill Callahan, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.
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Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Nebraska's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Nebraska joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Nebraska grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Nebraska grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Nebraska grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
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Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Nebraska campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.
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These are all pretty good, this one also. Though I will tell you I admire the guts TO had in going for 2, he could have played for the tie and still won the MNC. In TO's mind though they wouldn't have been champions because they didn't win it, so that is why he did it. Got have guts to do that.Silver_Bullet32 said
….when you think going for 2 was a good idea
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GO OWLS!!!
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You know you are a CORNHUSKER.....
Go OWLS!
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Wise Owl
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GO OWLS!!!
2017 and 2019 Conference USA Champions
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