OK, perhaps some Owl Fan can help me with my problem. I've got this turkey, you see - it was alive at the beginning and remains unplucked. But I had to dig it out of the windshield of a Buick at the Pinedale shopping mall in Cincinnati. It's a little messed up. If anybody has any tips on how to remove the embedded feathers and glass so I can cook it, I'd appreciate it.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Lol…….

This just may qualify for the most off-beat post ever!