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Duron carter transfer??

fau_owl_04 said

I beg to differ… It is not the perfect analogy.

In the analogy the beautiful girl (Carter) breaks up with the boyfriend (?)…. And she settles for the lucky kid next door (FAU) for a night.

But, a more accurate analogy would be: A guy (OSU) felt pretty good about this check he’d been banging (Carter) until he spent a little time with her and realized she was an idiot and although his standards weren’t very high (Remember its OSU) he thought to himself I can overlook her trading her prom dress for tattoos… but she can’t make it through freshman classes… Is this the girl for me?  No says he… and he kicks her to the curb.

Now, she is very embarrassed, because her father (Who did nothing but caught touchdowns and raise a dummy) has a history with the boy and the neighborhood.  So she creeps down south and meets a small town kid (Coffeyville CC) who has never seen a hot piece of ass like her and she knows right away she can raise her skirt for him and manipulate the hell outta him for as long as she wants/needs to.  At least until a better offer comes calling.  But for some unknown reason her and the small town kid just don’t get a long… Maybe the guy says to himself, Ya know… I’m just some Kansas rube and I don’t bring a lot to the table… But my cow has more brains than this chick and there is no way I’m betting my farm on her.  She has to go! So they part ways.

Now, she wanders further down south and comes across another guy (Bama) who she starts giving it up to…. And I mean REALLY giving it up to… So much so that she was got a little recognition in the neighborhood if ya know what I mean (PreSeason 3rd Team SEC). But, as fate would have it her brains (or lack thereof) got her in trouble again… Everyone realized she was a very talented lay but he just couldn’t get past the point she was just not very smart and he didn’t want to bet his future on her either.

So once again she is out on the prowl looking for some sugar daddy to shack up with… But by now the word is out on her and everybody knows she tore through the other fellas like Grant through Richmond.  They know she has all kinds of baggage and nobody is touching her with a ten inch pole… So she calls her daddy, and she asks him if she can come to Boca and sleep on his couch. To which her father said “COME ON MAN!!!!”

When she got there she saw there was a kid in the neighborhood (FAU) that seemed like he was an OK kid… He wasn’t the coolest kid but he had been around.  He had some ups and downs with the ladies.  Last year he had 12 chances to get laid and could only seal the deal once. But he was an honest kid with a bright future that tried to do the right thing…. And she licked her chops!!!

Now he has a choice to make: Should he risk hanging out with the dumb girl putting all his resources and energy into her knowing full well because of doctor’s orders she isn’t going to bang him for at least a year or should he hang with the chicks he’s already cultivated and dump the girl on his neighbor down the street (FIU) where she is most certainly going to give them crabs!

Wow, good work - you put A LOT of thought into that one but I like it too!
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Ok, so I get that you're not a fan.  :)

I don't know Duron frm a hole in the wall but I'll take your story where he's made out to be a manipulative user and flip it a bit, since I assume you don't have really intimate knowledge of the situation either. I think Duron is an entitled, spoiled, dumb kid. He has been freakishly good his whole life, so good infact that he has never even had to work for it. Im no star football player from a high school that LOVES star football players but I'm gonna guess he probably didn't have to work that hard while he was there either.

So…entitled spoiled star kid goes to OSU, gets to play as a freshman and look at that, no one even notices that he hasn't been to ONE class in the fall semester, but he's making grabs and that's important. His grades are sh!t and he's promptly booted after two semesters. He goes the CC route to make a quick jump to D1 again without sitting out, like many kids do, I don't think this one is strange. His move to Bama, lots of fanfare, high expectations but yet, he just can't get his ass to classes, or he has no idea what's going on in school bc he's stuck at an 8th grade reading level, who knows…the program tires of it and he sees the writing on the wall. Mom and Dad say, "get your ass home, you're screwing up your life, there's a school nearby, go there and finish up!"

I haven't seen one article that says he's been shopping his talents again, FAU is nearby and it makes sense. If you're really concerned about our APR score then I understand your trepidation…I also think you're crazy. Our program needs to take some calculated risks in order to succeed, this one is worth it IMO.
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I never seen him play, is he as good as his dad?
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Just saw the mention of him looking at BCC, so I have seen one article now :)

His dad should be in the HOF, so I'm gonna say he's not…could he be? Sure. He's really really good. Played as a freshman at OSU, was slated to be playing for the defending national champs, that good.

But you know what, I think DeAndre Richardson is going to shock some people if he gets someone that can hit him with a pass this year.
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That will be MG3 when he gets on campus.
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TeamBeer said

But you know what, I think DeAndre Richardson is going to shock some people if he gets someone that can hit him with a pass this year.

+1

Skills.

Not necessarily the fastest guy, but saw him dead open too many times with one of those darts you mentioned thrown to him last season…
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I will be embarassed as an alum if this kid gets into FAU....Ohio State and Alabama are not really known for high academic standards.
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TeamBeer said

Just saw the mention of him looking at BCC, so I have seen one article now :)

His dad should be in the HOF, so I'm gonna say he's not…could he be? Sure. He's really really good. Played as a freshman at OSU, was slated to be playing for the defending national champs, that good.

But you know what, I think DeAndre Richardson is going to shock some people if he gets someone that can hit him with a pass this year.

I also agree with the DeAndre comment. I believe he would have shown something this spring, had he not hurt himself. I also think he, as well as others on the team were held back and made to look poor, because of the lame duck coaching staff last year. Not saying it was the only reason, but they didn't help.

-GO OWLS!
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fau_owl_04 said

Gee, what a GREAT opportunity… to get a kid who has flunked out or otherwise left not 1, not 2, but 3 previous schools/football programs and now wants to join FAU not because he wants to be there… but because we are a school of convenience for him because he has nowhere left to go and has to move home and mooch off his father.

Question: Which is dumber… a kid who flunks out of 3 schools or the 4th school that thinks things will be different with him this time?

Answer: It’s a trick question… because it is a dead heat!


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Tim said

I will be embarassed as an alum if this kid gets into FAU….Ohio State and Alabama are not really known for high academic standards.

Ohio St. is a member of the Big10 and the requisite academic association (DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME - SORRY) that requires. Sorry, but WAY ahead of my FAU!
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