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You know you are a CORNHUSKER.....

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
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….when you think going for 2 was a good idea



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"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Nice OWLUMNI :D

Here's a few I found:

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Q: Did you hear about the University of Nebraska fan who locked his keys in his car?

A: He couldn't get his family out.

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Lincoln News Report: Football practice in Lincoln was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the offensive players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach, Bill Callahan, immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Nebraska's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good Nebraska joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a Nebraska grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a Nebraska grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Nebraska grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

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Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?

A: On the University of Nebraska campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

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If this is your idea of baby sitting while at the game!

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* Sun Belt Champions & New Orleans Bowl Champions-2007
* Motor City Bowl/Little Ceasers Pizza Bowl Champions-2008
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If you tell your friends that you are going to pick them up in a limo for the game and you show up with this…………………………

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* Sun Belt Champions & New Orleans Bowl Champions-2007
* Motor City Bowl/Little Ceasers Pizza Bowl Champions-2008
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Silver_Bullet32 said

….when you think going for 2 was a good idea


These are all pretty good, this one also.  Though I will tell you I admire the guts TO had in going for 2, he could have played for the tie and still won the MNC.  In TO's mind though they wouldn't have been champions because they didn't win it, so that is why he did it.  Got have guts to do that.
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If you have ever tried to use your fishing license as an official form of I.D.


GO OWLS!!!

You can run kitties, but you can't hide!!!
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If your Homecoming Queen & King come dressed in school colors :)

Go OWLS!

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* Sun Belt Champions & New Orleans Bowl Champions-2007
* Motor City Bowl/Little Ceasers Pizza Bowl Champions-2008
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If you contemplate wearing this on your head…




GO OWLS!!!

You can run kitties, but you can't hide!!!
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If this is your idea of getting dressed up for a party.




GO OWLS!!!

You can run kitties, but you can't hide!!!
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