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Ever broken a testicle?

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Or is used to shots to the crotch!  :o

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Damn, that makes me cringe just readin about it.  Actually, I have never broke one, but have had my share of testicle to inanimate object experiences.  I remember when I was about 5-6 and had never ridden a 10-speed bike before.  My (evil) older cousin put me on his bike and off I went, until I saw a corner coming up and was going to fast to make the turn.  I tried putting on the brakes by pushing backwards on the pedals, like I always did, except the bike had hand brakes.  So me with no clue how to use them, decides that I will stop if I hit the light pole on the corner.  Well, it worked, and if it wasn't for my nuts stopping me, I would have hit the pole face first.  That one hurt for a while, but I can laugh about it now.  Anyone else gonna man up?

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When I was younger I slept in an old rickety bed that bowed in the middle.  I didn't want a new bed, this one was comfortable even though it was completely falling apart.  Then, one night I was tossing and a spring had broken through the mattress and caught me right in the balls!

I literally had to pull out the broken spring, ran to the bathroom and was bleeding a lot.

I thought to myself. "Oh god, now my Dad will see my balls!"

I held a cold wash cloth to them for a while and eventually the blood stopped.  Looking back on it, I don't think I was worried so much about the blood as I was of the idea of waking my Dad up and showing him my bleeding jewel sack.

I still have the scar.

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BMarkey said

… or he enjoys weed. :)

Why would you make a comment like this about a high school kid? You trying to say the only reason he withstood this injury is because he smokes out? Have a little empathy.

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I guess you don't keep up with UAB news about the players and coach getting arrested and charged with marijuana possession - thus my comment.

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Fledgling said

When I was younger I slept in an old rickety bed that bowed in the middle.  I didn't want a new bed, this one was comfortable even though it was completely falling apart.  Then, one night I was tossing and a spring had broken through the mattress and caught me right in the balls!

I literally had to pull out the broken spring, ran to the bathroom and was bleeding a lot.

I thought to myself. "Oh god, now my Dad will see my balls!"

I held a cold wash cloth to them for a while and eventually the blood stopped.  Looking back on it, I don't think I was worried so much about the blood as I was of the idea of waking my Dad up and showing him my bleeding jewel sack.

I still have the scar.

OK that was pretty funny but could have done without the detailed description about the scar on your nuts lol

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Hey when something like that happens, its doesn't leave you.

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LOL, why is this even still a topic??? ??? ??? ???
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b_rider72 said

LOL, why is this even still a topic??? ??? ??? ???

At least it's fun!

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