Ever broken a testicle?
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Ever broken a testicle?
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I literally had to pull out the broken spring, ran to the bathroom and was bleeding a lot.
I thought to myself. "Oh god, now my Dad will see my balls!"
I held a cold wash cloth to them for a while and eventually the blood stopped. Looking back on it, I don't think I was worried so much about the blood as I was of the idea of waking my Dad up and showing him my bleeding jewel sack.
I still have the scar.
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BMarkey said
… or he enjoys weed.
Why would you make a comment like this about a high school kid? You trying to say the only reason he withstood this injury is because he smokes out? Have a little empathy.
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Fledgling said
When I was younger I slept in an old rickety bed that bowed in the middle. I didn't want a new bed, this one was comfortable even though it was completely falling apart. Then, one night I was tossing and a spring had broken through the mattress and caught me right in the balls!
I literally had to pull out the broken spring, ran to the bathroom and was bleeding a lot.
I thought to myself. "Oh god, now my Dad will see my balls!"
I held a cold wash cloth to them for a while and eventually the blood stopped. Looking back on it, I don't think I was worried so much about the blood as I was of the idea of waking my Dad up and showing him my bleeding jewel sack.
I still have the scar.
OK that was pretty funny but could have done without the detailed description about the scar on your nuts lol
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b_rider72 said
LOL, why is this even still a topic??? ??? ??? ???
At least it's fun!
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