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Tim Tebow Superman list

Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.

Tim Tebow doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Tim Tebow can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Tim what he can't do.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tim Tebow lives in Florida.

God wanted to create the world in 10 days, Tim Tebow gave him 6.

What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Bo knows football. Bo knows baseball. Bo does not know Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow's tears can cure cancer … but he's never cried. Ever.

Tim Tebow is so fast, he can run around the Earth and stiff-arm himself in the back.

The primary ingredient in Red Bull is Tim Tebow's sweat.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Tim Tebow. After a game, Tim Tebow rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot magma.

On a hot day, you can find Tim Tebow swimming in Lake Alice and biting the alligators.

When Tim Tebow does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Tim Tebow.

Superman's weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

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Re: Tim Tebow Superman list

i hate tim tebow
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Re: Tim Tebow Superman list

So do I… Fledgling isn't a Tebow fan but you have to admit some of these are pretty funny.. It's a take off of that Chuck Norris list that was out a few years ago. If you've never read those http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ they are hysterical!

My two favorite teams are FAU, and who ever is beating FIU!
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