This week I was cruising through the Midwest seeing clients for work. I'm at this steakhouse called Sullivan's in Omaha, NE waiting on a couple of clients to show. I'm at the bar enjoying a drink and my eye catches this blond waitress who to say the least, has developed quite nicely. I'm shooting the breeze with her and its going pretty well. Then I'm about to ask her if she wants to grab a drink when she gets off work, ie. do you want to come back to my hotel room and earn your tip. Then she tells me some random fact about how the county in Nebraska she lives in, Douglas County, has the second highest STD rate in the country. I choked on the drink and spit out. Who the hell says that? Was this a ploy for me to stop hitting on her or was she just some wacko. I don’t know but I slept alone that night.

 

Mortal locks:

FAU - Going big here, 15 units. If the Owls don’t win I’m banishing them for the year. I’m completely done with this team if they lose this game. If they don’t win this they should go back to 1AA. I’m already annoyed and pissed off about this team, but I’m giving them one last chance.

Pitt- (Friday night game) - I just dig them and they're underrated. Rutgers is nothing but an afterthought. 3 units.

Louisville +13 – Uconn is good but it’s still a conference game and statistically it will be competitive. Play the statistics. 3 units.

Illinois -3.5 - Cause I’m currently hitting it with this chick who’s a Illinois alum and she’s hot. Also because the book wants you to take Indiana at home with the points. Illinois is better than they look and they’re going to come out on top, if you can buy a half a point do it, to -3.

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