Exit 39’s “Mortal Locks” for Week Five
Embarrassing week for everyone in Owl land. I was a complete mush last week and until Rusty learns this isn't Pop Warner I'm staying out of the Tijuana whore house.
I'm super banged out from last night, I watched Springstein kill it at the Meadowlands with a bunch of 40 year old cougars who had their hands down my pants during Thunder Road.
These are locks and I will bet your first born I come in over .500 today.
Exit 39 - '02